Hey, I am cake. Welcome to the Biography of a cake. I like eating myself and eating other cakes. Fruitcakes are my favourite cake, they are so sweet, you can just eat them up.

 

Chocolate is good too, but only when I’m feeling bad. Cheesecakes are good when I’m feeling cheesy and butter cakes are when I’m looking for plain. But Mrs Butterscotch once told me to not be so choosey and choose one cake to settle down with. But how could I, when there are so many new cakes being born every day.

 

Cakes are yummy, sweet, soft, sometimes dark and mysterious. Cakes are just what everyone needs.
Love cakes, eat cake, be a cake.
 

You’re still here? Wow, I should give you a clap. You seriously just read a cakes' bio. Good job!
Thanks for reading, Hope you look forward to our cake adventures together.